Helen: I'm the only one in our street who realised not to put the bin out today!
Julian: Really?
Helen: Yes! I'm pretty proud!
Julian: Well, you should be!
Helen: I think I deserve a prize!
Julian: Right...so who would award you that prize?
Helen: Hmm...city council?
Julian pulls face
Helen: Well OK then how about the residents of Chestnut Hill? They should be pretty proud of me right now. It doesn't take much to club together and do something special. I'm even up for a certificate...
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